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Joe Estevez
citationneeded: Joe also began to entertain on stage during his younger years at the Teen Club from Holy Trinity Church. They had a grade school with a theater stage. I believe we sang “Heart of My Hearts” capella. He fell in love and married a lovely young lady named Vicky. Alas, the bubble burst, Joe learned new heartache, and life goes on. Link (Thanks, Russell)  An artistic touch to a...
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Duct Tape
citationneeded: As might be expected from its widespread use, duct tape has featured in many references in popular culture. Its image is one of “make-do”, or “cheap fix”, and it is particularly associated with men. For instance, in the US sitcom Frasier, Martin Crane’s beloved and ugly old armchair, complete with pieces of duct tape covering rips in the fabric, sat in the middle of an otherwise...
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List of minor Saved by the Bell characters
citationneeded: It is later revealed in “Saved by the Bell: The College Years” that Martin’s last name was actually “Sanchez,” causing an embarrassed AC Slater to realize his father concealed his Latino heritage (presumably simple due to his decidedly non-Latino appearance) to avoid rampant bigotry as he entered the military. Link (Thanks, Sarah)
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[Citation Needed]: Fred (bicycling) →
“Fred” is a derisive term used by “serious” road cyclists to describe other cyclists who do not conform to serious road cyclists’ norms with regard to dress and equipment, and appear amateurish to them. The term is generally reserved for men, while the rare female Fred is sometimes called a…
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The losses came from the public sector. And they were foreseeable. And they were foreseen by the President of the United States and the Speaker of the House of Representatives and the Majority Leader of the United States Senate and the majority of House members and a majority of Senators. And the President of the United States and the Speaker of the House of Representatives and the Majority...
Aug 6th
and as a short addendum
…yes we’ve received several very kind comments from lots of fans of our comic, including several who we don’t know personally and haven’t goaded into reading our comic. I’m more fascinated by the amount of rage that our comic gets just because people don’t get it. For some reason, when people don’t get comedy it raises their bile far higher than anything...
Aug 5th
It Begins Again
As I noted on my twitter yesterday, Steve and I predicted that posting a Phil advertisement on the Something Awful forums would lead to a series of angry comments about how much Phil sucks. Its hard to be particularly thin skinned about a comic that pretty much everyone hates, but for a few hardcore fans (and ourselves who unabashedly love our own comic even though its unseemly). Only two comments...
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[Citation Needed]: Regulate (song) →
Synopsis On a cool, clear night (typical to Southern California) Warren G travels through his neighborhood, searching for women with whom he might initiate sexual intercourse. He has chosen to engage in this pursuit alone. Nate Dogg, having just arrived in Long Beach, seeks… This is one of the best Citation Needed yet. Cheque it out.
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Fat Bastard (character)
citationneeded: Fat Bastard often declares himself “dead sexy” but he is really hiding his true feelings of rejection from society. Link  Citation Needed is quickly becoming my favorite. Pick up your games, schmohawks.
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Billie Thomas
citationneeded: Beard caught up with Thomas, and advised him to spend more time with his father. Thomas responded with “No, I just think I need to go on a diet. If I don’t lose some weight, I’ll be dead before I turn 50.”[citation needed] [edit]Death Thomas’ weight eventually caught up with him. Link
Jul 22nd
Review of Mad Men Season 4 →
Oh man oh man oh man oh man. I AM SO EXCITED
Jul 21st
Jul 21st
Phil - A New Readers Guide →
Probably was posted or reblogged a few weeks ago, but if you’re the sort that is perplexed by Phil Comix you probably just need a helpful guide. Click above and have it all laid out for you. Steve worked plenty hard on it, and its a good place to start. And then tell everyone please.
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For New Phil Readers... →
andrewford: travishelwig: sawinchell: Ever want to read internet’s PHIL? Are you a little bit intimidated by the hundreds of hilarious strips? Why not visit the brand new ‘FOR NEW READERS’ page and gently ease into the warm waters of HAVE YOUR PHIL NOW IS YOUR CHANCE!  GET INTO IT!  If you have ever looked at Phil and thought man I wish I was cool like everyone else and got it,...
Jul 13th
About blocking and unfollowing folks →
Everyone should read this.
Jul 12th
Waiters are paid too much →
As everyone knows it was the part time servers at restaraunts that bled our economy dry. The fucking workers are ruining it for the managers. Fuck you.
Jul 9th
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Sometimes, I miss the Free-Lance Star →
For those of you playing along at home, The Free-Lance Star was the hometown newspaper of my college town, Fredericksburg, VA. It could almost always be relied on to publish the most absurd and generally terrible articles found in newspapers. I’ll never forget one of the first articles I read in it flipping through on my first weekend as a student. On a story about the growing population and...
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